We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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