Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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