Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
