all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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