google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I party with great urgency now.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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