Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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