you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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