i don't like sucking hair
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
