And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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