Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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