Sry I called you an 8
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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