Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
