dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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