i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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