Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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