I feel great
I just peed on a car
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I need you to use more vowels.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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