David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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