accomplished twins. life is a go
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
