rhymes with "ouble enetration"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also, beer. Big fan.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Randomize
