Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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