Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
