Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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