I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
A+ Viking dick
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
