So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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