can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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