all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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