It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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