I don't remember. Are we still dating?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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