Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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