: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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