i would punch a child for taco bell
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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