This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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