Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
