were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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