Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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