Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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