I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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