drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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