1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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