Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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