come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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