Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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