Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Will exercising make me less horny?
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