so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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