Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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