a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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