i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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