4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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