I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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