you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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