So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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