omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
where are my eyebrows?
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