: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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