I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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