Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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