i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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