Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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