Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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